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chelseavicari said:
I had a 47 year old non-English-speaking Mexican who weighed upwards 350 pounds offer me 200 dollars and 3 pairs of shoes to spend an hour with him. Did I mention he had one leg? Oh and did I mention he was dressed like “Where’s Waldo?”